This week, are joined by back-to-back Copa del Rey winner and not back-to-back All-Star 5 member, James MacSorley.
We salute Amicacci Giulianova as they travel the Scudetto trophy home in admirably brash fashion.
We applaud Thuringia Bulls as avenge last year's playoff result, reclaiming the German Championship, on their home floor, against their nemesis.
Finally, we self-congratulate on Bilbao's borderline-unfathomable route to the Copa del Rey trophy, and award The Belt.
Weekend Round-Up: Emotionally Stunted