Aaaaand breathe.
5 preliminary rounds, 23 teams, 44 games, all in about 36 hours.
Anyone who has been there knows that the true currency of any EuroCup weekend is hours spent in the venue, between your own games, taking a crash-course in a bunch of teams you probably wouldn't watch otherwise. Of course, all of that is worth nothing if you can't show off your newfound expertise to anyone who will listen.
That's where the first-ever edition of Courtside Clichés comes in! We pick through the crucial outcomes and storylines of this weekend, entirely framed in surface-level soundbites that can be trotted out to make your teammates believe you know what you're talking about.
Available now, wherever you get your podcasts!
Euro Cup Courtside Clichés